Funny Baby Poem (s)

Looking for a baby poem with a difference, then this hilarious selection of funny baby shower poems may just do the trick. Yes, the funny baby shower squad have been hard at work, they have put together this comical selection of baby shower poems for you to use for your baby shower themed party day.

Funny Baby Shower Poems

But hey, the poems for baby shower invitations here aren’t just funny, oh, no, their printable too, yep, they really are.

All the poems have been set on their own individual themed baby shower templates and can be printed off with ease.

This fun selection of free baby shower poems, yes, that’s right, all the baby poems here are completely free for you to print off and use, how great is that.

Want to see what this funny baby poem page has to offer, great. Just jump on down and you’ll soon be roaring laughing at the fun poems offered here.

 

 

Funny Baby Shower Poems

 

Funny Baby Shower Poem – 1
Hello, it’s nice to meet you
Well, almost, anyway.
I know you’ve been awaiting my arrival
Which I’ve been told is any day.
I wanted to reach out
On behalf of Dad and Mom
And ask if you will be our guest
And come enjoy the fun.
They’re having a shower
To prepare for my debut
And it just wouldn’t be the same
If it didn’t include you.
So, come and enjoy my parents
While you still can,
See, I’m going to keep them super busy
As I’ve been working on a plan.
They won’t be sleeping for quite a while,
Which means they’ll be cranky for the next few years.
Dad is going to lose some hair
And mom will greatly miss her peers.
I’m planning to fill their days with smelly diapers,
Also dirty bottles and tons of poop.
They’ll be distracted, frazzled, dazzled
And feel completely out of the loop.
I’m going to demand that their lives revolve around me
And because I’m so cute and huggable
They’ll give in willingly.
I plan on wrapping them tightly
Around my chubby little fingers.
I’m going to cry very loudly
I may even be a singer.
So come celebrate with my folks
And enjoy the calm before the storm.
Just please don’t tell them of my plans
They’ll find out once I’m born
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Funny Baby Poem – 2
Everybody loves cuddly babies
They’re soft and chubby and cute
They arrive wrapped in love
Wearing nothing but a birthday suit
But they need lots of stuff
Bottles, diapers, toys and decoration
And most of all, they need people like you
So please join us in celebration
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Funny Baby Shower Poem – 3
The proud parents to be request your presence
On the date and time described herein
They need your support, love and laughter
As their new journey begins
Their bundle of joy is on its way
And there’s still so much left to do
So please come lend your support
And bring a gift or two!
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Funny Baby Poem – 4
To raise a child takes a village
And you’re a valued part of ours
We need your love, laughter and wisdom
As we prepare for our superstar
Please join us for games, cake and food
Laugh and drink until you’re hearty
We need your presence and your presents
So, please come and enjoy the party
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Funny Baby Shower Poem – 5
Any last words of advice
Before our little angel arrives?
Bring it to our shower
And you just may win a prize
While you’re at it we’d like it
If you could pick up some stuff
With such a huge arrival en route
We can never get enough
There’s so much to prepare for
In such little time
You should have warned us 9 months ago
We’d be going out of our minds
Collecting and expecting
Preparing indeed
There’s just oogles and googles of stuff we still need
Things like diapers and wipers
Bottles, blankets and such
Toys and jammies and gadgets so much!
We’ve heard babies are messy
So we need a bathtub or two
And lots of air freshener
For that stinky thing babies do
So if you can make it
We’d love to see you here
To celebrate the bun that’s been baking
For nearly an entire year
We think we’re up for the challenge
But heard we haven’t a clue
Of what’s in store for us
Which is why we need you!
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Funny Baby Poem – 6
Girls wear pink
And baby boys blue
But both smell the same
After a poo
So we want to get together
Before our joy arrives
For soon we’ll be buried in diapers
And have bags under our eyes
It’s all for a good cause
Or so I’ve been told
By people with gray hairs
Who aren’t even that old
But the shock of new parenting
Makes people extra wise
So join us at our shower
As we prepare for our new lives
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Funny Baby Poem – 7
We’ve got more kids than that old lady
Crowded into that shoe
But we’ve still got the hots for each other
So what else could we do?
Yes, another is on the way
I know, you’re shocked and amazed
But you know the drill
We’re having another one of those days
Where you come play games
Eat a little food and such
Bring a few gifts if you’d like
We really don’t even need much
Really, we just want to share our joy and love too
So please say yes that you’ll come
A shower’s not the same without you
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Funny Baby Shower Poem – 8
We’ve done this before
Though we may be a little rusty
It’s been years since our last one
And our supplies are a little dusty
We need a few things
We’ve even made a list, if it’s not too much
Nothing too outrageous
Just diapers, toys, clothing and such
So won’t you please join us?
Our shower will be a blast
This certainly isn’t our first
And it may not be our last
But one thing’s for sure
And this is honest and true
A party’s not officially a party
Until we invite you
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Funny Baby Poem – 9
Is it a boy or a girl?
We really have no idea.
But time has flown by
And our big day is almost here
We’re throwing a shower
To make sure we do our best
At including everyone we love in the action
So, won’t you please say yes?
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Funny Baby Shower Poem – 10
Sugar, spice and all things nice
They say that’s what baby girls are made of
Ours is a dear and she’s not even here
Yet we’re ready to receive her in love
Still, we’ve heard she’ll be a handful
Who needs lots of stuff
So we’re throwing a shower
And hoping that will be enough
To get her through her first year, maybe two
And we need all of our friends to attend
Especially you
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Funny Baby Poem – 11
Little boys like toys
And ours will have plenty
But we understand that they break a lot
So you can never have too many
So please come to our shower
You’ll have lots of fun
And bring some stuff the kid will need
Since he’s our firstborn son
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Free Printable Baby Poem Selection

Think that’s all we’ve got, well think again.

Yes, the baby poem selection has only just got started; we’ve got an enormous range of baby shower poems for you to choose from.

 

Printable Baby Poems

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Take A Look – Free Baby Shower Poem collection.

 

And hey, this treasure box of goodies, well, you certainly won’t need any gold coins to purchase this little lot, why’s that I hear you ask.

Their free, yep, the entire collection of baby shower poems can be used as often as you like for your baby shower day.

Go on over and take a look, they really are superb.